Today's poem is by Chrissy Williams
I would love to tickle your cat
but your cat has not been touched
for sixty years. If you are a woman,
I want to eat your cat. We all know
you're a stupid old cat. You probably
don't know what a real cat looks like.
Mention an eleven-year-old cat
and everyone loses their minds.
Come on let's grab your cat right now!
How boring do we think your cat is?
I'll bet your cat reeks of turbot. I'll bet
you're just pretending to have a cat.
I wouldn't touch your cat if it was on fire.
I wouldn't eat your cat if it was made of gold.
I want to destroy your cat, annihilate it.
Karma is a cat, life a gargantuan female dog.
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