Today's poem is by Henry Hart
Cell Phone God
After hiking the Presidentials, I stop in churches
to rest my arthritic back, wash down three Aleves
with a canteen of wine. Usually I don't meet a soul.
Yesterday a man in green fatigues with bandoliers
of cell phones looped around his flak jacket
paced by the altar. He blurted: "Got an issue
with someone yakking to ghosts in church?
These days, everybody's got issues. That's why
I talk twenty-four seven. I oughta be a radio
talk show host and make some serious coin.
You wouldn't believe the junk they tell me.
Last night a spook called from Vermont
about a zoning board trashing his plan to build
a house modeled on a beehive. A bankrupt farmer
cried about a homeless shelter kicking out his goat.
Next up, a school kid whined about some Nazi
principal expelling him for not saying God
in the Pledge. I told himJust say God."
A phone played Taps. He listened, cooed:
"Look, when the cop's right there, don't eat
your parking tickets. Be smart. Go to court."
I asked him how he got his job. He said: "I sold
Hummers and Army surplus jeeps for a year.
There's no future in that line of work."
He stuffed a fistful of crackers in his mouth.
I poured wine into his folding, steel cup.
A phone played "Ode to Joy." Full of fake
concern, he warbled: "You sure your boss reads
your e-mail with his iPhone? If so, buy Spyware."
Another phone hummed "Smoke on the Water."
He shoved it at my chest: "Take it.
I've only got so much love. These people
will drink me dry if I don't take a drink myself."
While he gulped wine, a woman confessed
she'd stolen four iPods, sold them on EBay, bought
a Walmart rifle to shoot her neighbor's rooster.
Not knowing what to say, I told her
to call a lawyer. The man laughed: "See
all they need is a little love to set them straight.
It's like playing God. Someday I'm gonna answer
in parables. Let the smart ones figure 'em out.
The rest can keep calling me twenty-four seven."
Copyright © 2010 Henry Hart All rights reserved
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